Woah! Woah! Woah, Dude! Put That Back In Your Pants!

Woah! Woah! Woah, Dude! Put That Back In Your Pants!

  Holy Moly Um. So, I never expected that working for a psychic hotline would put me in a world that is more like porn chat than tarot readings. YUCK. My first invitation for a reading at one of the world’s largest PSYCHIC/TAROT video chat service (I bolded and underlined to emphasize the reason I was there) was with a man in either his 20s or 30s who wanted to have a jerk off session. How did I know that? Well, once we got in the private chat room, he didn’t waste much time in whipping out his man parts and starting to stroke them. via GIPHY Um. WTF, dude? I said, “You can put that away now. I don’t want to see that.” He continued to fondle himself. I left the room and blocked him. And I didn’t go back to that site for at least a month. In the meantime, I got a dick pic in response to an email I sent out. Again, put that thing back in your pants. I don’t want to see it. No, really. I don’t. No thank you. The other day, I decided to give the big video psychic chat lineĀ  another shot. 2 out of 3 of the private reading requests I got were not for tarot readings, but to be witness to some random stranger’s masturbation. Aren’t there chat lines for that kind of stuff? Special places where the participants are expecting flirtation and *ahem* ego stroking? Why go to a tarot reader for that? Unfortunately, I do know some online ‘psychic’ personalities who oblige men like that –...